Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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