I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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