their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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