But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
