My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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