I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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