Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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