he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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