So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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