i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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