I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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