I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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