She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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