So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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