If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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