If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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