Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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