The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
