Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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