Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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