I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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