If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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