I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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