she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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