I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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