nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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