If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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