she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
So. Much. Porn.
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