It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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