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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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