i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just gargled with NyQuil
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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