I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
God, I missed his penis.
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