dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Farmville is her only friend.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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