NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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