How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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