ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
pray to the hookup gods
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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