that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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