Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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