butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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