This girl is more easily done than said...
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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