I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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