Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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