He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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