After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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