it wasn't lemon gatorade
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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