Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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