And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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