i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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