I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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