Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We got so high we made milksteak
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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