can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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