i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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