can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
