Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
