why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We got so high we made milksteak
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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